For IT Professionals Who Actually RTFM

// Clothing for people who fix computers, not make small talk

Because explaining it again won't make them understand

Technical humor for sysadmins, cloud engineers, and everyone who fixes production at 3am


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Choose Your Team

about_rtfm.sh
root@rtfm:~$ cat about.txt

> Tech humour for people who fix production at 3am

// We make apparel for IT professionals who actually read the manual.
// Sysadmins who know it's always DNS. Cloud engineers who don't fix printers.
// Network engineers tired of being blamed for everything.

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× Not corporate swag
× Not "Keep Calm and Code On" cringe
✓ Just honest technical humor for people who get the reference

$ ./info --details

→ Custom printed to order. Ships from the UK.

→ Run by an IT Professional who's been there.

root@rtfm:~$ cat why_choose_us.txt

[✓] Technical accuracy (we get the jokes right)
[✓] Quality that survives the laundry (unlike cheap tech merch)
[✓] For professionals, not "tech enthusiasts"
[✓] No motivational BS, just relatable humour

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> If you've been in the trenches, you'll get it.

> If you haven't, this probably isn't for you.

root@rtfm:~$ █